You can't stand on cars? Oh well. Not that big of a deal for me. Though, I do wish that Niko would walk a little faster. Not like run without pressing the run button, but at least pick up the pace a little bit.

The running (holding the A button) works fine for me most of the time.

That's what I've been doing to make up for it.

This game is fucking beautiful.

I was driving around, I decide to get out of my car and steal a nicer one. I try to slow down but go crashing through this group of people. I get out of the car and this one guy is chasing me. I steal the next car and while I'm closing the door this guys arm gets stuck in my door. He was begging me to open it but I kept on driving he began to run with the car and then bang! He was flailing in the air attached to my car, one quick turn and he went flying.

I've only glitched out in this game once and it was when I was stabbing a fat prostitude with my knife while she was on the ground and it kept on stabbing the ground without me pressing anything.

This game is perfect.

That was both terrible and hilarious at the same time. Thank you, milkman.

Agreed.

Going into the hospital and shooting people in the hospital beds = ratings!   Or maybe I am just sick in the head.

You can do that?!?

Well I know what I'm doing later today....

Make it like a horse hospital and use a shotgun.