| OUR RATING:
7.4
VERY GOOD
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TANGIBLES:
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Why you should buy it: Intense combat with tons of violence; amazing setting with plenty of lush locales.
Why you should rent it: Copies God of War a bit too much; campaign is short with no multiplayer. |
UNIQUE RATING:
SUGGESTION:
Buy It |
Written by: Joshua Schwartzman | Tags: Conan, Playstation 3
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Conan is no slouch when it comes to combat. Although he has no armor for a good chunk of the game, his meaty posterior and strength more than make up for his lack of defense. You have two attacks at your command: heavy and weak. The heavy attacks rely mostly on disarming or knocking foes to the ground. Weak attacks focus more on quick thrusts that can penetrate armor and catch enemies off guard. Since many of the battles rely on fights against small groups of enemies, knowing when to use heavy or weak attacks is essential. Conan has merely a simple sword at the beginning of his adventure, but he also can wield any weapons dropped by enemies, which opens his attack range to a much wider perspective. Wielding two swords allows him to attack harder, but reduces his speed, while wielding both a shield and sword gives you an advantage on both offense and defense. There are numerous possibilities to how you can approach each situation, but you can simply hack and slash your way to the end with the same weapons either way.
Since the lack of weapon variations is a slight let down, you can upgrade your attacks based on how you want to fight, making your decision to wield certain weapons somewhat more exciting. Orbs drop whenever an enemy is killed or a damsel in distress is rescued. Similar to God of War, you can allocate the orbs into making more devastating combos, which can usually end in decapitating foes, pulling off limbs, or just spewing blood all over the screen. It is very satisfying to say the least.
As the story progresses, Conan soon finds himself battling monstrous bosses, all of which have no other pleasure in the world than ripping Conan’s spine from his body. These boss battles are exhilarating, and often rival even the best mythological battles witnessed in any game. The battles have a very dynamic scale to them, and countless times you will find yourself ultimately outnumbered, but the thrill of surviving the onslaught to victory is incredibly rewarding. After killing certain bosses, Conan will than regain pieces of his armor, which are also imbedded with special magical powers. Although Conan finds this ludicrous (he happens to use different, vulgar words to describe it), he just seems to go along with his fate and accept the magical traits. The magic seems a bit unbalanced considering it is only really needed when cornered by dozens of enemies. The ability to use magic is also very scarce, and finding enough energy to pull off some of the bigger attacks can come almost once or twice throughout the game. Still, once you manage to use your special attacks, you can hurl crows at your foes, turn them to stone, and throw hundreds of spears at once.
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Be wary though, as Conan is violent beyond means. Blood will constantly be spewed across the screen and battlefields. Enemies will lose limbs, heads, and other body parts that are not meant to be on the outside. Arrows will pierce through flesh, and Conan will even stop and rip it straight out if he happens to get hit, a scene which is brutally realistic but also cleverly scripted. It’s not for the faint of heart, but those gamers who can stomach up the intense gratuitous violence will no doubt be in for a treat as Conan also has a wide assortment of spectacular locations to battle in, ranging from snowy mountaintops to wet, hidden jungles.
For what its worth, Conan is a rather intense and short game. Fighting through all the hordes and spending time backtracking only amounted to about seven hours of gameplay, and with no multiplayer or secrets to unlock, that’s quite a disappointment in terms of replay. In the overall scope however, Conan may copy God of War in terms of combat, but it makes itself known by striking an original story and lush visuals in a truly enigmatic setting.
| The Hyborian Era refers to a mythological setting first coined by author Robert E. Howard in 1932. According to Howard, the Hyborian period begins at the fall of the city of Atlantis and thousands of years before even the first Greek wandered the earth. Warfare was constant at this time as lands were still locked together and boundaries were always being fought over. |
| Published by: | THQ |
| Developed by: | Nihilistic Software |
| Genre: | Action |
| # of Players: | 1 |
| ESRB Rating: | Mature |
| Release Date: | US: October 23rd, 2007 |






